All of you motherfuckers had better think about this. This is not "the most important election of our lives". It may well be the least important. No matter who is elected, nothing will change significantly. The Republican candidate could easily be the Democratic nominee with a few aesthetic changes to his positions. And the incumbent has done nothing to distinguish himself from the awful policies of the previous administration that all you motherfuckers kept bitching about. I am just shocked and saddened that so many people I usually think of as reasonable, intelligent people have fallen for all of the bullshit this time around.
So, new rule. No one talks to me about the election in real life. If you come to my house and start spouting some election related crap, I will ask you to leave. If you persist, I will take you out back and shoot you. So if anyone actually reads this, you have been warned.
And if you are considering voting for Obama or Romney, you should go fuck yourself, asshole.