Wednesday, October 24, 2012


Yes, I've been calling people motherfuckers a lot lately.  If you take it personally, you are probably a motherfucker.  I may or may not love you anyway.

Guns and Dope. Why can't we all get along?

A political party I can get behind.

The Guns and Dope Party.

All you Tsarist motherfuckers can go suck it.  Not sure about their plan for west coast secession, though, given the dominant political culture out there these days.  Good luck to them, though.

Monday, October 22, 2012

The least important election of my life (a message to my partisan friends)

All of you motherfuckers had better think about this.  This is not "the most important election of our lives".  It may well be the least important.  No matter who is elected, nothing will change significantly.  The Republican candidate could easily be the Democratic nominee with a few aesthetic changes to his positions.  And the incumbent has done nothing to distinguish himself from the awful policies of the previous administration that all you motherfuckers kept bitching about.  I am just shocked and saddened that so many people I usually think of as reasonable, intelligent people have fallen for all of the bullshit this time around.

So, new rule.  No one talks to me about the election in real life.  If you come to my house and start spouting some election related crap, I will ask you to leave.  If you persist, I will take you out back and shoot you.  So if anyone actually reads this, you have been warned.

And if you are considering voting for Obama or Romney, you should go fuck yourself, asshole.